What Your Shower Pose Says About You

We all have a shower identity. What's yours?

Facing Away

Keeping it classic. No frills. Usually indicative of a long-showerer. Probably one who avoids confrontation. Especially with water. Back facing the shower head. Easy strategy, effective results.

Facing Towards

Still in the realm of go-to moves. Most likely short on time. Taking the stream head-on. Maybe a little masochistic? Hot or cold water, you’ve got something to prove.

Side-Saddle

Not sure what goes through this person’s mind. Lots of switching. First one side, then a reverse to the other. Definitely indecisive. Do not ask this person where they want to eat.

Water Avoidance

Safe to label them as more of a “bath” person. The idea of being struck by the water frightens them. Quick moves into the stream, just to rinse of soap. Generally scared of everything.

Sitting

Sad to watch, but strangely satisfying to actually do? Person is prone to long days / acting in Lifetime movies. Common after extensive night of partying or drinking. Individual is definitely comfortable with accepting responsibility.

Laying Flat

Incredibly uncommon. Regardless of type of person this is, highly recommended to ask if they need your help. Most likely this pose is not on purpose.

Confused

This person has no idea how a shower works. Best to avoid further contact.