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    5 Times Jeremy Wade of River Monsters Was More Badass Than You'll Ever Be

    It's getting warmer, which means swimming in open bodies of WHAT IS THAT THING?!

    chrisgera
    by chrisgera

    Community Contributor

    1.

    Via discoverychannel.com.au

    Smile! This thing could swallow you whole, and homeboy over here is cradling it like a new-born.

    2.

    Via sky.com

    Oh okay. Jeremy casually checking out the rear end of this UFO-meets-fish.

    3.

    Via iconfilms.co.uk

    Did a plant just graze your foot in the water? Quit crying because we have a staring contest going on. Spoiler alert, the fish loses.

    4.

    Via pinterest.com

    When faced with a fish that looks like the favorite tool/pet of Satan himself, Mr. Wade ALMOST looks surprised.

    5.

    Via livescience.com

    Nope! A fish that nightmares are made of, while THE Jeremy Wade stares calmly into our soul.

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