1. Wait...what?
WATCH LIVE: Monster asteroid hurtles towards Earth http://t.co/rjiM16H2gE
2. Son of a...
We'd tell you if this was going to happen today. Unless we were legally obligated to deny it. http://t.co/KkGFMThjGB
3. That's no moon...
Asteroid that flew by today "has its own moon" https://t.co/yksFeBvD7n …unless THE DEATH STAR APPROACHES
4. Bruno!!!
Someone call Bruce! Massive 500m #asteroid is approaching #Earth right now http://t.co/xcnOKsIWbA
5. Okay, Bruno is out, but Queen B will save us!
wth @Beyonce fix this. “@TheSunNewspaper: A giant asteroid is heading towards Earth ”
6. If all else fails, call the Patriots.
Giant asteroid scheduled to come near earth Monday. NASA calls on Belichick & Brady. Asteroid deflated. Earth saved. #practicemakesperfect
7. Then again, we could kick it old school.
where's my atari when i need it? Huge Asteroid To Pass By Earth Today | http://t.co/vwOOPGi4SD
8. Maybe we don't need to go all shock and awe on the asteroid. Maybe the asteroid is our friend.
I'm not saying that this big-ass asteroid going by fixed my computer, but it's no coincidence, people. http://t.co/p9zK4ygKwR
9. See. That wasn't so bad.
The 325 meter wide Asteroid that just flew past us had it's own Moon scientists are calling it "Fancy" http://t.co/JrGZAYYTYW
10. Or, we could just do what we should have done in the first place, and listen to Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Chill. Earth is 17 trillion times the mass of Monday’s Asteroid. Same as the Space Shuttle’s launch mass to an eyebrow hair.
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