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1. You’re texting and posting unsolicited sonogram photos...
2. …and those creepy 3D ultrasound images...
3. …and weekly baby bump selfies.
4. You’ve started a pregnancy blog.
5. You're posting socially inappropriate pregnancy updates on Facebook.
6. Every development in your pregnancy is an excuse for a “party.” Gender reveal party = not a fun party.
7. You invite family and friends over and the only planned activity is to stare at the baby.
8. You’ve posted an emotional "birth story" online.
9. You think your baby name is perfect and completely original.
10. You believe your new baby is the most beautiful human that has ever been created.
11. You’ve blown up your friends’ newsfeeds with 187 baby pics that all look the same.
12. You’ve deleted the photo of your own face from your profile and replaced it with one of your baby (or, worse, your sonogram).
13. Every status update revolves around your new baby’s daily activities.
14. Really, you’d get more likes posting occasional hilarious videos of the baby acting drunk and falling over or something.
15. You find yourself unable to connect with kid-less people...
16. You've started posting open letters to non-parents, offering unwanted advice.
17. You've started calling your partner "Mommy" or "Daddy" online.
18. Being a parent is your blanket excuse for everything, ever.
19. You often ask childless friends when they are going to have kids.
20. You’ve completely forgotten that at the end of the day, we want updates about YOU.
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