Beyonce Is A Slacker, Scratch #2

Well, not the human Beyonce. She is a goddess. But the skinny little bitch who's taken her name is just not living up to her potential and that is so not vogue.

Girl. We get it, you're small. Believe me, i'm aware of the advantage of being on the teeny side: I'm Karl Lagerfeld's Choupette for cat's sake and I know part of that is because I'm a skinny little salope. But have some self-respect! A tea cup? Really? Every run of the mill, skinny animal can pose in a teacup (and has). Your name is Beyonce and although it was a little unoriginal of your plebeian parents, it does behoove you to step up your game. You're THE smallest dog, you have the power to be an icon but instead you've leveled yourself to the masses, the-GASP!-commoners. Get on it.

Forever yours,

Choupette