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1. You find yourself getting smaller when you have a shower
2. You constantly smell like roses
3. You find yourself cleaning things without wanting to
4. Brad Pitt made you out of human fat
5. You start frothing on contact with water
6. You can get really slippery when you need to be
7. People are always washing their hands of you
Erry-body loves soap
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