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    17 Reasons Food Is Better Than Sex

    Food is everything.

    Food will always still be there the next morning

    You can have food anywhere, anytime

    Food always tastes good. Unless you can't cook

    Food can only be messy in a good way

    You're always guaranteed food on your birthday

    You can buy all the food you want

    Food always pleases and never asks for anything in return

    You can definitely have multiple foods

    You can fully enjoy your favourite TV show whilst having food

    You can talk loud and clear about food and people will be happy to hear all about it

    You can have your food just how you like it

    Food doesn't leave you with a big surprise 9 months later

    Food will never leave you with feelings of disappointment and shame

    People are always down for food

    You can choose the size of your food

    It's never upsetting when your food comes early

    You cannot live without food