In the wake of the tragic death of Robin Williams, I want to take a moment to talk about how I as comedian have delt with depression in the past. If you need to talk the number below can help.
Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus, so here is 10 things for women know about men. All for the lolz
*Viewer discretion is advised*
Not a normal Cherry Rammer video. This is a complaint and rant on Samsung and its customer service. I had bought a Galaxy Note less than a month ago before a line of dead pixels had appeared. Not wanting to make it worst I turned it off before going back to the store. Just before leaving and turning the device back on, the screen was completely fucked. This is the story of what Samsung is trying to do to me.
There was no water damage, the device was never dropped, nor used extensively.
It’s been announced by Malaysia PM and Airlines that Flight MH370 ‘crashed in south Indian Ocean. After all the major news organizations saying it was terrorism, highjacking, kidnapping and every other possible Mission Impossible script they come up with, it ends with a crash in the ocean. All the while CNN is spewing out this never ending shit stream of Infotainment for ratings and avoiding talking about the hard facts. Never the less, the families can now at least begin the grieving process.
“Crimeariver” with all thats happening in the Ukraine. Here are my thoughts on the situation thus far and the “independence vote”
It’s the Oscar season and that means Award Speeches! Usually a well rehearsed pile of Ram poo so here is how I think the winners speech should actually go.
Tavares is out of the Olympics and likely the season because of injury. What will this do to the future of the NHL and the Olympics?
Whatsapp president Brian Acton
Denied by Twitter in May 09
Denied by Facebook in August 09
Decides to make his own program in later 09 called whatsapp and has over 450 million users.
Sells whatsapp for 19 billion
Moral of the story;don’t let the big dogs make you feel like you don’t belong.
The IOC won’t allow the Ukrainian Olympians to wear black arm bands for ALL those who have fallen. The Olympics are to suppose to bring us to together and understand each other. God forbid they actually do that.
But whose fault is it, that the story ended up where it did?
Want to do Something special for her but you only have $19.50?
McDonald’s has your back you silver tongued devils!
As if it werent enough that he was every where in the news, now hes on my youtube!
St Louis has been chosen to replace Stamkos to go for Gold in Sochi!
Had Yzerman not chosen St Louis it would’ve been a big bitch slap!
Think of it as someone ripping out one of your nuts
And then coming back 4 years later ripping the other nut off!
The Statue of liberty says,
Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed, to me:
I lift my lamp beside the golden door.
Give me your white only, your rich,
Your ignorant masses wishing to spread hate,
The biggot lands of your exclusionist shores
Send these, the different, misunderstood, away from me.
I lift my lamp beside the exit door.
It’s a political Saturday as I discuss Ukraine ‘s President ‘s sickness! Russia using it’s anti gay law against a support group! And Snowden revealing Canadians have spies and they spy on Canada!
What better way to make a students feel good at elementary school than to take their lunches away because their parents owe the school a few bucks?
Justin Trudeau removes senators from Liberal caucus.
A Bold move but what is the senate, what do they do and why does it make Harper look like a dink? Check the video out to find out why!
Ugandan president Yoweri Museveni said he will only sign the country’s Anti -Gay /Homosexuality Bill’p if scientists can prove that gay people are not born that way.
Now will the scientist be real ones or Dr Nick?