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    10 Most Concerning Posts On Getmii

    Posts that will make you doubt the future of humanity

    cherbear71
    by cherbear71

    Community Contributor

    10. "Home delivery" massage

    Never have quotation marks made such a brutal difference

    9. What does "goat ride the whip" mean?

    Just change out the Caddy for a goat, I guess

    8. Seven-leaf green plant

    You're already posting anonymously...and don't worry, the leaves will take that edge right off

    7. "Lecture notes" with "Professor Green"

    Slightly more direct...but, why would you ever skip a class with Professor Green

    6. Weed

    At least someone gets it

    5. "Refreshment" for high schoolers

    Well, everyone needs to stay "hydrated"

    4. Ranch dressing expert

    Hope you're posting around Hidden Valley State University

    3. Half a gallon of lube

    Some people party hard*

    2. Imitation sausage skin

    *Some people party harder

    1. Kidneys

    We can only hope this was a coincidence

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