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    27 Reasons To Never Go To West London

    Not. worth. it.

    1. So lots of people are willing to pay lots of money to live in West London.

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    Kensington Gardens

    2. For some reason everyone is convinced it's lovely.

    3. Which is crazy.

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    Portobello Road

    4. Because let's be honest...

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    Richmond Park

    5. West London is the absolute worst.

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    Fulham Chapel

    6. First of all, it's so crowded.

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    Richmond Park

    7. It's the most boring area of London by far.

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    The Natural History Museum

    8. Nothing happens there.

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    Notting Hill Carnival

    9. Honestly, the culture is completely non-existant.

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    The Bush Theatre

    10. There's just nothing particularly special about it.

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    Maida Vale

    11. Summers in West London are truly pathetic.

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    Hyde Park

    12. And when winter hits, the whole area is completely useless.

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    Winter Wonderland, Hyde Park

    13. I mean, who wants to see this?

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    Brook Green

    14. West London is like the most boring guy at a party.

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    Banksy, Portobello Road

    15. It has no character.

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    Ladbroke Grove

    16. And even less style.

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    Notting Hill

    17. Everybody there shops at Waitrose.

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    Portobello Market

    18. It's just the worst.

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    Kyoto Gardens

    19. Every square inch of West London is stressful and unpleasant.

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    Richmond Park

    20. Getting a breath of fresh air is pretty much impossible.

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    Leg O'Mutton Nature Reserve.

    21. This otter can not even BELIEVE it's stuck in West London.

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    London Wetlands Centre

    22. Kew Gardens is nothing but a massive mud hole.

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    Kew Gardens

    23. And what's so special about Richmond Park anyway?

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    Richmond Park

    24. It's impossible to escape the eyesore that is Hammersmith Bridge.

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    Hammersmith Bridge

    25. You have to go central or east to do anything interesting.

    26. West is basically just a wasteland at the edge of the city.

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    Gunnersbury Park

    27. How sad is it that some people actually have to live here?

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    Chiswick House