1. So lots of people are willing to pay lots of money to live in West London.

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Kensington Gardens
2. For some reason everyone is convinced it's lovely.

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Chiswick
3. Which is crazy.

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Portobello Road
4. Because let's be honest...

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Richmond Park
5. West London is the absolute worst.

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Fulham Chapel
6. First of all, it's so crowded.

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Richmond Park
7. It's the most boring area of London by far.

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The Natural History Museum
8. Nothing happens there.

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Notting Hill Carnival
9. Honestly, the culture is completely non-existant.

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The Bush Theatre
10. There's just nothing particularly special about it.

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Maida Vale
11. Summers in West London are truly pathetic.

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Hyde Park
12. And when winter hits, the whole area is completely useless.

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Winter Wonderland, Hyde Park
13. I mean, who wants to see this?

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Brook Green
14. West London is like the most boring guy at a party.

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Banksy, Portobello Road
15. It has no character.

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Ladbroke Grove
16. And even less style.

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Notting Hill
17. Everybody there shops at Waitrose.

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Portobello Market
18. It's just the worst.

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Kyoto Gardens
19. Every square inch of West London is stressful and unpleasant.

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Richmond Park
20. Getting a breath of fresh air is pretty much impossible.

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Leg O'Mutton Nature Reserve.
21. This otter can not even BELIEVE it's stuck in West London.

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London Wetlands Centre
22. Kew Gardens is nothing but a massive mud hole.

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Kew Gardens
23. And what's so special about Richmond Park anyway?

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Richmond Park
24. It's impossible to escape the eyesore that is Hammersmith Bridge.

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Hammersmith Bridge
25. You have to go central or east to do anything interesting.

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Shepherd's Bush
26. West is basically just a wasteland at the edge of the city.

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Gunnersbury Park
27. How sad is it that some people actually have to live here?

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Chiswick House