This Week Was A Lotttt, So Here Are 16 Funny Weekend Tweets To Help Boost Your Mood

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    For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on weekends. Here are some hilarious ones that recently came across my timeline.

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    “what do you want to be for Halloween” in bed by 10

    — trash jones (@jzux) October 28, 2023
    Twitter: @jzux

    me vibing at 4am then realising i gotta work tomorrow

    pic.twitter.com/8aDneTdtnv

    — Invis🧜‍♀️ (@invis4yo) October 28, 2023
    First We Feast / Twitter: @invis4yo

    BBC News / Miramax / Twitter: @EmmaHiggbot

    Hate going to gay Halloween parties, what do you mean you’re the telephone pole from Hereditary

    — Foreskin Princess (@EmilioEmm) October 28, 2023
    Twitter: @EmilioEmm

    pic.twitter.com/cNcsaiJTHm

    — internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) October 27, 2023
    Twitter: @InternetH0F

    he was kinda slutty pic.twitter.com/orMBgb8soB

    — cybr amir 🦇 (@cybramir) October 27, 2023
    Disney / Twitter: @cybramir

    me going to bed on an empty stomach bc i was too lazy to cook for myself pic.twitter.com/2BVFcqK6In

    — Invis🧜‍♀️ (@invis4yo) October 27, 2023
    Summit Entertainment / Twitter: @invis4yo

    Me and who https://t.co/vt5c3Eua9i

    — Matthew (@itsmattfred) October 27, 2023
    Twitter: @itsmattfred

    These the shoes you draw on stick figures https://t.co/YJFFwgfMAu

    — Mo 🌹 (@flwrchldtweets) October 27, 2023
    Twitter: @flwrchldtweets

    lol not this nigga dressed as nick cannon gave me a baby pic.twitter.com/wCDWLvIu3l

    — ☆ 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐯 𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐢𝐨 ☆ (@incxgnegrx) October 29, 2023
    Twitter: @incxgnegrx

    pic.twitter.com/RD5B6qflxh

    — internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) October 28, 2023
    Twitter: @InternetH0F

    i was humming “cellophane” & my coworker looked me dead in the eye and said “omg i love fucka twigs!”

    — mother earth🧃 (@feminterrupted) October 27, 2023
    Twitter: @feminterrupted

    me after my second panera lemonade
    pic.twitter.com/uQvvJOdK8u

    — The CryptKeifer (@DannyVegito) October 28, 2023
    Marvel / Twitter: @DannyVegito

    prepared for whatever 1989 tv brings pic.twitter.com/xyqR9Bj7qg

    — emma ౨ৎ (@fearlesslyem) October 26, 2023
    Twitter: @fearlesslyem

    me before clicking “pay now” pic.twitter.com/IL2APmKExc

    — 2000s (@PopCulture2000s) October 27, 2023
    HBO / Twitter: @PopCulture2000s

    people putting music over their instagram photos now pic.twitter.com/oti8xFeDSk

    — Crawford M Horton (@broiledcrawfish) October 28, 2023
    MTV / Twitter: @broiledcrawfish

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