For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.
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My friend got lasik today and I’m sending this to him pic.twitter.com/Lq0QdOGzuj
— Jamie Lee Squirtis (@_catamaran) February 16, 2024
whenever i buy something expensive on amazon i write a fake gift note so that if someone steals my package they'll feel guilty about it and return it pic.twitter.com/3SqsTzeC5h
— Eli (@rats7) February 17, 2024
Carrie Bradshaw after making the worst possible decision ever https://t.co/GWX0BUsyb6
— Hopeful AF (@CarterJahad) February 16, 2024
My little cousin could do this too if you gave him some of your hot chips https://t.co/tHmoQUFtAn
— Grip Bayless (@talleyberrybaby) February 17, 2024
bet he's never held a power tool in his life. poser. pic.twitter.com/uBSxl8BJQK
— via (@atrophicbtrfly) February 17, 2024
Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever read pic.twitter.com/aamZiJNTAi
— 🛒 (@tayhader) February 16, 2024
I'm 59 and just found this amongst my mother's stuff.... pic.twitter.com/m55lugHS0X
— Habetman (@Habetman) February 16, 2024
When you have picked B four times in a row and the next answer still looks like B. https://t.co/fpBiXe4E3G pic.twitter.com/X165LCd9lY
— Heisjayy 𝕏 (@Jayysen_) February 16, 2024
My water bottle just came out of the dishwasher and I’m speechless pic.twitter.com/l4lmUnlsJu
— ⭐️ Pat-Star (@PatWallace) February 17, 2024
Zendaya in the corner https://t.co/G2DkgpxWho
— andriana シ (@BOTTEGAHOENETA) February 15, 2024
Imagine her farting in that and the cheeks getting all steamed up. pic.twitter.com/ACiw7lPrDY
— Whack Morris (@WhackMorris) February 15, 2024
me annoying when they
— ☔ (@Whotfismick) February 16, 2024
people: annoy me: pic.twitter.com/P2iGMY9kGd
there’s gotta be a better way for my professor to address me being late to class pic.twitter.com/F5dB81L9xk
— tate (@50FirstTates) February 17, 2024
I found out my husband has a burner zillow account used to verbally harass landlords with ridiculous rental prices & I just think thats hot
— ginger 👻 (@wxfflestomp) February 17, 2024
“wtf was i about to google?” pic.twitter.com/DORPK6Czlo
— Jenni (@hashjenni) February 17, 2024