20 Funny Tweets That Made Me Laugh So Hard This Weekend

    I feel so bad for laughing at some of these.

    For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.

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    Therapist asked how I was doing yesterday to which I grimly responded "Diva down"

    — ava 🇵🇸 (@wownicebuttdude) December 7, 2023
    Twitter: @wownicebuttdude

    talk in riddles to mislead travelers https://t.co/vhY0e6xxBs

    — kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) December 10, 2023
    Twitter: @kirawontmiss

    Universal Pictures / Twitter: @NotLarrayy_

    Christmas is way prettier when you have astigmatism.

    — ✧・゚: bri ゚✧*: (@_brimarr) December 7, 2023
    Twitter: @_brimarr

    what’s her deal like actually pic.twitter.com/7MFkNW3TKk

    — viv 🍓 (@VlVSlES) December 9, 2023
    Twitter: @VlVSlES

    idk ask her pic.twitter.com/kfwfEUgPsa https://t.co/UgpfgcDVc6

    — drew 💌 (@dailytaylortea) December 7, 2023
    Twitter: @dailytaylortea

    maybe not publish other people’s private journals?? https://t.co/7MfZXUpWTu

    — Roy Drones Jr (@chiweethedog) December 8, 2023
    Twitter: @chiweethedog

    i could've killed someone with the speed i turned around at to take this picture pic.twitter.com/Zz2Nlmq2l3

    — Brunch Davidians (i am @halfdane bluesky website!) (@the_halfdane) December 7, 2023
    Twitter: @the_halfdane

    nobody:

    my eyes in pictures pic.twitter.com/ZIlr8TN9Q1

    — Invis🧜‍♀️ (@invis4yo) December 9, 2023
    Twitter: @invis4yo

    rudolph being asked to guide santa's sleigh pic.twitter.com/YVGHXJkVOP

    — anne t donahue (@annetdonahue) December 10, 2023
    HBO / Twitter: @annetdonahue

    pic.twitter.com/O9GnRd8dHI

    — i like food (@messedupfoods) December 8, 2023
    Twitter: @messedupfoods

    i took a british guy home and when i woke up all my artifacts were gone

    — tanya (@Tanya_Sabrinaaa) December 9, 2023
    Twitter: @Tanya_Sabrinaaa

    “Mom… I frew up” pic.twitter.com/uRT3pCghrA

    — jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) December 7, 2023
    NewsNation / Twitter: @DrakeGatsby

    @ the club's bathroom repeating this to myself pic.twitter.com/Si6TUKb4h8

    — mariana (@pastapilled) December 8, 2023
    Twitter: @pastapilled
    Screenshot of a Selena Gomez tweet reply that says I am gorgeous. I'm normal" To that, someone quote tweeted @ the club's bathroom repeating this to myself

    society if selena gomez googled “social media managers in my area” pic.twitter.com/g2LCliHVej

    — kathleen (@holdenfordfocus) December 7, 2023
    Twitter: @holdenfordfocus

    My niece want a Easy bake oven them shits $180 baby u getting an air fryer

    — , (@sgrate_) December 8, 2023
    Twitter: @sgrate_

    me: why does my back hurt

    my posture everyday from 9-5: pic.twitter.com/0NfZVL04wp

    — 𝕽 (@lowkyric) December 9, 2023
    ImageMovers / Warner Bros / Twitter: @lowkyric

    Personally, Belle was not fooling me or anyone. When the Beast changed into a human, I saw that look on her face. That was DISAPPOINTMENT. https://t.co/RV8EKAc9aX

    — bobbi hosts ✨The Afternoon Special✨ (@hiimbobbi) December 10, 2023
    Twitter: @hiimbobbi

    LMAAAAAO SHE HATED IT https://t.co/6mTqj7Lb4o pic.twitter.com/ITT2MRnswH

    — St. Gabe (@gabebalita) December 10, 2023
    Disney / Twitter: @gabebalita

    wait! We have to go back to pound town I left my purse

    — Iris (@1R_1S) December 9, 2023
    Twitter: @1R_1S

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