Your Thirst For Revenge Is Bankrupting The Internet Of Glitter

First of all, how dare you.

So, as a self-respecting member of the internet, you probably love glitter.

Though you probably don't love it getting everywhere.

That shit's a mess.

You've probably heard of ShipYourEnemiesGlitter.com, a service designed to deliver this unpleasant experience to your enemies.

"Whether it be your shitty neighbour, a family member or that bitch Amy down the road who thinks it's cool to invite you to High Tea but not provide any weed."

They send letters filled with glitter to your unsuspecting enemies, and generally ruin their day.

Sounds great, right? You want in, don't you?

Well, a few other people had the same idea. So many that it's halted the service.

"Purchasing has been temporarily suspended. You guys have a sick fascination with shipping people glitter. We've received all orders & working through them. There was a ton so be patient. You can spam me on Twitter for updates @matcarpenter or like the website on Facebook."

Looks like it'll take a little longer to wreak your sweet, sparkly revenge on your enemies.

In the meantime, enjoy this dude's suffering as he gets glitter bombed by his own son.

Hope it's worth the wait!