Animals·Posted on Oct 3, 201618 Tweets About Cats Owning Their Humans That Will Make You Say "LOL True"All hail our (mostly benevolent) overlords.by Chelsea MarshallBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Floyd @dafloydsta BATMAN: I got you flowers CATWOMAN: Put them in this vase BATMAN: Ok CATWOMAN: *pushes vase off counter while maintaining eye contact* 07:08 PM - 08 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Blake Kennedy @blake_kennedy93 I had every intention of doing laundry but my cat seriously bullied me into cuddling with her. Who owns who? 05:55 PM - 18 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Jenny Stevens @jenny_stevens Cat just chilling in Brockley Sainsbury's. Security tried to remove him. He sauntered straight back in. 11:15 AM - 11 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. 💀UNV*E*R*I*FIABLE💀 @NicCageMatch For my cat's birthday I'm covering my coffee table with change, bottle caps, pens & gum wrappers so he can just knock it all onto the floor. 03:15 AM - 01 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Amy Miller @amymiller Saying "Bless You" out loud when my cat sneezes makes me 07:25 PM - 16 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Chase Stout @ChaserStout When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don't forget to feed our cat." 05:26 PM - 26 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. PRC @PetiteRainCity Me: *Sobbing* One minute he loves me and the next he wants nothing to do me! Therapist: That's pretty typical cat behavior.... 09:31 PM - 24 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Blind Chow @BlindChow *on phone* Sure I can come over! Let me– Cat curled up on my lap: *makes throat slice gesture with claw* No nvm, I'm just going to stay in 05:59 AM - 28 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Frigged up Shark @AbrasiveGhost Search History: Cat armor Buy armor for cats Cat jousting tournaments How to stop armored cats Cat army how to stop national guard phone # 01:29 PM - 26 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Baby Bionic Swayze @buhsbaby_baby One time I woke up and there was a cat sleeping on my bed that I'd never seen before and I just said "oh hello" and went back to sleep. 04:13 AM - 07 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. madison @mtaucoin if my cat doesn't like you then i can't like you sorry i don't make the rules 12:04 AM - 05 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Liz Buckley @liz_buckley Sometimes I wonder if I spoil the cat, seeing him with his iPad, in his yurt. 08:18 PM - 21 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Hippo @InternetHippo CATS: We got a lifetime of naps and belly rubs. What about you? HUMANS: Superior intellect C: Cool what's it for? H: Math and feeling bad 11:20 PM - 21 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Kelgore Trout @KelgoreTrout *takes picture of cat* *shows cat the picture* 08:42 PM - 05 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Crêpes @nosdamae Me: *says we should not be slaves to the economy * Also me: *bought a heart bowl and chicken sticks for my cat's birthday * 09:56 AM - 03 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Mara Wilson @MaraWilson Sorry I didn't pick up when you called, I was reenacting funny Broad City bits for my cat 04:16 PM - 22 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Anne T. Donahue @annetdonahue Hey sorry I'm late, I had to hold my cat like a baby. 02:47 PM - 10 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Kendra ✨ @kendrawcandraw My relationship with my cat is like when Leia says "I love you" and Han says "I know" except then Han knocks over everything on my desk 04:21 PM - 13 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Can’t get enough cats? Sign up for BuzzFeed’s “This Week in Cats” newsletter and you’ll get all the cutest kitty news every Friday! If you can't see the signup box above, just go here to sign up for BuzzFeed's "This Week in Cats" newsletter!