"Oh no, I hope no one heard..."
"Oh my god, what if it's an S.B.D.?"
"Oh god, it was. It smells so bad."
"Act cool, act cool, act cool..."
"What? Yeah? I smell it too, hahahahaha who would do that hahahahaha."
"Just stay still, it's okay, everyone thinks it was Cheryl. It's okay now."
P.S. This cutie is up for adoption at the ASPCA, you can find out more here.