7. She posted a video to Youtube just to let everyone know how little she gave a shit.
8. Pokey, her more conventionally handsome brother, assumed he would be the star.
18. She soon rose to the top of the ranks.
19. However, she started to feel the constraints of a desk job.
20. And the never-ending desire of her coworkers to make her smile was taxing.
21. No one puts Grumpy in a smile-corner.
22. She decided to realize her true calling: Stardom.
27. She was the biggest star of SXSW but obviously didn’t care.
- ISIS has claimed responsibility for a bombing that killed at least 80 people in Afghanistan Saturday.
- Hillary Clinton made her debut with VP pick Tim Kaine, who dipped into Spanish and spoke on support for immigration reform and gun control.
- The gunman who killed at least 10 people at a Munich, Germany mall was an 18-year-old "obsessed" with mass shootings, police said.