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The American Revolution, As Told By Sloths

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA.

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The Patriots continued to be like, "YAY, REPUBLICANISM, BOO THE CROWN! ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL*, I LOVE IDEALS!"

*So, this only included white men and definitely not any women so they left a lot to be desired but it was progress from the government they came from, ya know?"

On June 11, the Fab 5* were elected to draft what would be eventually known as the Declaration of Independence and went on their way.

On July 2, 1776, the Second Continental Congress came together and approved the resolution of independence.

(This is actual footage of them eating snacks, approving independence and stuff.)

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After many drafts, the Declaration of Independence was approved on July 4, 1776. AND EVERYONE FELT GOOD.

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A lot of historians think it wasn’t signed until August, but TJ, John Adams, AND Benji Franklin all later wrote they had signed on that day. So let us have this day cause it’s fucking awesome.

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