Animals·Posted on Oct 7, 201521 Squirrels Who Need To Back The Eff OffNo one is safe.by Chelsea MarshallBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. People commonly think squirrels are harmless despite their reputation as pesky little thieves. imgur.com 2. The truth is, they have been slowly threatening us for decades. imgur.com 3. We can physically see them growing from the fruits of their mischievous labors. imgur.com 4. You may be saying to yourself, "hey, squirrels aren't so bad!" imgur.com 5. Would someone "not bad" do THIS?? imgur.com 6. Not even statues erected in their likeness are safe. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF imgur.com 7. They are infiltrating the minds of our young! imgur.com 8. They will befriend your stepdad, only to attempt to lure him away from his family. imgur.com (P.S. Some proof this squirrel is alive: http://i.imgur.com/gaWCsoG) 9. Just look at this chump stealing a sacred burrito. imgur.com 10. And this guy who will give you that photo op right before he swipes away your hard earned mint chip. View this image on Imgur 11. THIS IS AMERICA, SIR AND WE VALUE THOSE SLICES. imgur.com 12. Perhaps the worst thing of all? They will stare at you as they bask in their spoils just to rub it in. imgur.com 13. Yeah, some have made friends with our cats. And this should be the biggest warning of them all: if they have them, then who is next?? imgur.com 14. Look at this tourist, oblivious to the millions of squirrels ready to attack her at any moment. View this image on Imgur 15. Like this guy, just waiting for his time to pounce. imgur.com 16. I see you and I'm not liking it. imgur.com 17. So back the eff off, squirrels. imgur.com 18. Because that is not your purse! imgur.com 19. That is not your pizza. imgur.com 20. AND THAT IS CERTAINLY NOT YOUR SANDWICH. View this image on Imgur 21. STAY OUT OF MY HOUSE AND IN YOUR GOD DAMN LANE. imgur.com Fin.