1. Meet his majesty in all of his ethereal grace.
2. Like an angel on the mound, he feeds his plebeians
3. Watch as the goat’s tail wags so commonly.
4. Yet the dog, the truck, the angel, remains stoic.
5. All hail milk pants dog. All hail.
6. Have the full experience here:
- It's the third day of the Democratic National Convention. Here's where things stand 🇺🇸
- Prosecutors have dropped remaining charges against Baltimore police officers related to the death of Freddie Gray.
- 12 states will support Obama's transgender policies in court after other states sued to block the rules.