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21 Questions For Dogs

So many questions, not enough translators.

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1. The sitting question:

Why does my dog sit like this ? This is not normal

Trap Queen@Rhainaa_

Why does my dog sit like this ? This is not normal

1:17 PM - 24 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

2. The sad question:

3. The question that assumes there's nothing there...

4. More sitting questions:

5. This huge question among many:

Why am I awake? Why am I hungry? Why is my head hurting? Why am I hot? Why does my dog watch me sleep? CREEP

Stephie.@ohnostephie

Why am I awake? Why am I hungry? Why is my head hurting? Why am I hot? Why does my dog watch me sleep? CREEP

4:47 AM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

6. This obvious one:

Why does my dog only wanna be my friend when I have food

~ Tia Bell ~@tiaabell

Why does my dog only wanna be my friend when I have food

8:59 PM - 17 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

7. This rather rude question:

WHY DOES MY DOG SOUND LIKE A PACK OF WOLVES DEVOURING A CARCASS WHEN SHES CLEANING HER VAG? GROSS GO OUTSIDE PERV.

GINGER CHILD@jsteele3966

WHY DOES MY DOG SOUND LIKE A PACK OF WOLVES DEVOURING A CARCASS WHEN SHES CLEANING HER VAG? GROSS GO OUTSIDE PERV.

4:44 PM - 11 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

8. The question that should just be, "Am I annoying?":

why does my dog hate me im just trying to be nice

chola melissa@B00TYMEAT

why does my dog hate me im just trying to be nice

7:08 PM - 17 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

9. This harsh question:

10. This judge-y questioning statement:

I'm not sure why my dog has 6000 nipples, but he does.

Cruz!@nPhelendriqal

I'm not sure why my dog has 6000 nipples, but he does.

3:42 AM - 14 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

11. This person asked a good question but maybe shouldn't be allowed near a dog:

Why does my grandmothers dog sneeze so much when she wakes up. I seriously just wanted to punch her.

kayla ❁@kaylabaynesxo

Why does my grandmothers dog sneeze so much when she wakes up. I seriously just wanted to punch her.

12:08 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

12. This question born out of not understanding a COMPLIMENT:

Why does my dog always come near me to fart!!!

Kym Marsh@msm4rsh

Why does my dog always come near me to fart!!!

6:19 PM - 26 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

13. This question that's really none of this human's God damn business:

14. Because it is:

When someone rings the doorbell, why does my dog always assume it's for her?

Swedish Canary@SwedishCanary

When someone rings the doorbell, why does my dog always assume it's for her?

12:28 AM - 08 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

15. This one that's really asking: is my dog a human in a dog suit?

why does my dog look like a laid back teenage surfer boy hanging out with buds @ the beach

Samantha@corgipasta

why does my dog look like a laid back teenage surfer boy hanging out with buds @ the beach

11:55 PM - 28 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

16. This very good question:

Why do dogs love having their head out the window when you drive but will literally eat your face off if you blow in their face?

Hunter Wood@h23wood

Why do dogs love having their head out the window when you drive but will literally eat your face off if you blow in their face?

11:40 AM - 18 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

17. Also this:

why does my dog look like one of those big microphones

BART SIMPSON@wmypizza_

why does my dog look like one of those big microphones

5:50 PM - 31 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

18. This Grinch question:

Why does my dog insist on sleeping underneath the Christmas tree

Matty@_MattyyAllen

Why does my dog insist on sleeping underneath the Christmas tree

3:58 PM - 23 Dec 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

19. This fair question:

Why does the dog only eat MY things????

20. This question of how much dogs actually know:

Why does my dog look like he's trying to express his concern for my well being

Natalie King@natalie_king156

Why does my dog look like he's trying to express his concern for my well being

9:32 PM - 22 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

21. Finally, the question that has the most obvious of answers:

Why do dogs always like me so much more than humans do?

The Pit@Pit_Master

Why do dogs always like me so much more than humans do?

12:36 AM - 13 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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