21 Questions For Dogs

So many questions, not enough translators.

1. The sitting question:

2. The sad question:

3. The question that assumes there’s nothing there…

4. More sitting questions:

5. This huge question among many:

6. This obvious one:

Why does my dog only wanna be my friend when I have food

— ~ Tia Bell ~ (@tiaabell)

7. This rather rude question:

WHY DOES MY DOG SOUND LIKE A PACK OF WOLVES DEVOURING A CARCASS WHEN SHES CLEANING HER VAG? GROSS GO OUTSIDE PERV.

— GINGER CHILD (@jsteele3966)

8. The question that should just be, “Am I annoying?”:

why does my dog hate me im just trying to be nice

— chola melissa (@B00TYMEAT)

9. This harsh question:

Why does my dog have to be so uglyyyyy

— t-raww (@t_richardsonn)

10. This judge-y questioning statement:

I'm not sure why my dog has 6000 nipples, but he does.

— Cruz! (@nPhelendriqal)

11. This person asked a good question but maybe shouldn’t be allowed near a dog:

Why does my grandmothers dog sneeze so much when she wakes up. I seriously just wanted to punch her.

— kayla ❁ (@kaylabaynesxo)

12. This question born out of not understanding a COMPLIMENT:

Why does my dog always come near me to fart!!!

— Kym Marsh (@msm4rsh)

13. This question that’s really none of this human’s God damn business:

Why does my dog have human teeth

— Samantha Garlin (@SamanthaGarlin)

14. Because it is:

When someone rings the doorbell, why does my dog always assume it's for her?

— Swedish Canary (@SwedishCanary)

15. This one that’s really asking: is my dog a human in a dog suit?

why does my dog look like a laid back teenage surfer boy hanging out with buds @ the beach

— Samantha (@corgipasta)

16. This very good question:

Why do dogs love having their head out the window when you drive but will literally eat your face off if you blow in their face?

— Hunter Wood (@h23wood)

17. Also this:

why does my dog look like one of those big microphones

— BART SIMPSON (@wmypizza_)

18. This Grinch question:

Why does my dog insist on sleeping underneath the Christmas tree

— Matty (@_MattyyAllen)

19. This fair question:

Why does the dog only eat MY things????

— Bex Taylor-Klaus (@IBexWeBex)

20. This question of how much dogs actually know:

Why does my dog look like he's trying to express his concern for my well being

— Natalie King (@natalie_king156)

21. Finally, the question that has the most obvious of answers:

Why do dogs always like me so much more than humans do?

— The Pit (@Pit_Master)

Answer: Dogs are literally the best.

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