5. “I have an enormous selection of books, what do you mean I don’t know how to read??”
6. “If my humans put this dumb hat on me…who can I trust anymore?”
8. “I immediately regret noticing who’s controlling this toy.”
9. “WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN’T A SPACESHIP?? Why did I even move in with you people?”
17. “They keep taking my treasures out of my sandbox, I should never have moved in with thieves.”
- The US Department of Justice will keep defending Muslims under Donald Trump, top Obama administration officials said Monday.
- Chancellor Angela Merkel of Germany has for the first time said that she backs proposals for a partial ban on burqas.
- The UK prison service is suppressing evidence of corruption among its guards, fueling violence behind bars.
- Nordstrom is selling a stone wrapped in a leather case for $85 and people are…confused ⁉️😂