5. “I have an enormous selection of books, what do you mean I don’t know how to read??”
6. “If my humans put this dumb hat on me…who can I trust anymore?”
8. “I immediately regret noticing who’s controlling this toy.”
9. “WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN’T A SPACESHIP?? Why did I even move in with you people?”
17. “They keep taking my treasures out of my sandbox, I should never have moved in with thieves.”
- Oops: "Moonlight" won Best Picture at the Oscars, but they accidentally gave it to "La La Land" first 😳⁉️
- Philip Bilden, the businessman nominated by President Trump to be secretary of the Navy, has withdrawn himself from consideration.
- Actor Bill Paxton has died at 61. He starred in classic films including "Twister," "Titanic," "Big Love," and "Aliens."
- The Nokia brick phone is making a comeback — it's been reimagined with a colored screen, but the game Snake hasn't gone anywhere 🐍📲