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15 Dating Faux PaWs, As Told By Animals

First dates are nerve-racking even for animals. Here are some tips on what NOT to do to help you get through it.

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9. Just order dessert if you want it.

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No seriously. Just order it, damnit. Turn off that "shouldn't" part of your brain and just go for it.

FREE TIP That last sentence should not be used as a line in another circumstance.

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11. Try not to laugh hysterically at your own jokes.

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Laughter is a hard thing to control so if you catch yourself laughing too much at your own jokes, maybe try pretend coughing into your sleeve. That may not work so just try to keep your extreme self-love at bay for the night.

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