1. "The weekend is so close but so far..."
2. "I need two full days to recover from this shiba bullshit."
3. "I've honestly just dealt with too much crap this week."
4. "Do you KNOW how many meetings I've had to sit through with this dummy yammering on??"
5. "Customers are always yelling about when their cars are ready and it's like, 'NOT YET, MAN.'"
6. "I can't even look at my screen anymore."
7. "Powering down real hard."
8. "Maybe if I stay real still like this, I'll be transported to the future and it'll be Saturday."
9. "I've fallen asleep in important negotiations, I think I need to go home."
10. "I'm just going to say this week really wore me out."
11. "Just waiting for the sweet, sweet relief of that clock hitting 6PM."
12. "I've got my sleeping pillow on, just waiting to clock out."
13. "Just going through the motions here!"
14. "Can I just go home now?"
15. "If I have to tell one more person they cannot afford to travel to space, I'm going to explode."
16. "Help."
17. "Going...going...gone."
18. "Just.need.a.break."
"Seriously."
