15 Other "Weeks" The Discovery Channel Needs To Create

Because justice.

15. Snail Week

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Mmaybe Gary or that guy from Turbo can make a special appearance.

14. Spider Week

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Because they're frightening, but also they can be kind of cute?

13. Snake Week

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At least the spiders are given some lenience, thanks to folks like Spider-Man and our friends from Charlotte's Web, but these bad boys have few people on their side. Look at how friendly!

12. Sheep Week

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There are plenty of reasons to give sheep their own week! Reasons 1-999 being because they're just so darn cute.

11. Siamese Cat Week

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Perhaps the most elegant of the cat breeds, these guys deserve their own week because, well, they're ROYALTY. And they sure know it.

10. Shrimp Week

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Made famous thanks to Forrest Gump and Bubba, these cuties are regular celebrities that have already done so much for the greater good (not to mention the greater good's appetites). It's about time they're given their own week.

9. Swan Week

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Because who else can say they have their own ballet? The only logical next step to take is an annual spot on the Discovery Channel, duh.

8. Skunk Week

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We can certainly incorporate some sort of "I Survived A Skunk Attack" segment into this week.

7. Sea Otter Week

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We can just use the theme song from PB&J Otter for each segment.

6. Sperm Whale Week

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Because it deserves some recognition after being tormented enough with the name "sperm?"

5. Seal Week

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They've already been featured on Shark Week, so they're television pros by now. Isn't it time they stop being looked at as just prey and start being looked at as the STARS THEY ARE?!

4. Saint Bernard Week

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The world already fell in love with the Beethoven franchise, now it's time to showcase the breed that started it all!

3. Sea Turtle Week

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These guys are already household legends, thanks to our friends on the East Australian Current in Finding Nemo. They're ambitious, fun, and chill as hell. Who wouldn't love watching that for a whole week?

2. Squirrel Week

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Because, because.

1. Sloth Week

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Given the No. 1 title, these guys deserve their own week above any other. For starters, that face. Second, how awesome would it be watching the most chill animals in the world in their natural habitat just doing their thing for an ENTIRE WEEK?!

SUPER awesome. Get on it, Discovery Channel.