2. While you’re contemplating what fingers are, what time is and why we exist…suddenly a wave of inspiration hits you and it’s like “I am going to wake up early tomorrow morning and go for a jog after I eat *insert healthy breakfast option*.”
On that note, you fall asleep dreaming about the food you get to eat the next morning. A GREAT start to your diet.
4. So you go to your fridge to make your healthy breakfast and because you chose to be healthy last night, your fridge is late to get the memo.
With nothing to eat but condiments, you figure that since it’s not 10:30 yet, you can make it to the nearest McDonald’s/Chick Fil A in time to order breakfast! WOO. Still a win.
- Donald Trump slammed the CIA after reports that the agency believes Russia used hacks to try to help him win.
- Rudy Giuliani is no longer being considered for a position in the Trump administration. Trump says the former NYC mayor withdrew his name.
- Fire investigators have ruled out a refrigerator as the cause of a warehouse fire that killed 36 people in Oakland, California.
- The world's oldest known breeding seabird just laid another egg. Her name is Wisdom and she's 66 🐦