10 Toilets That Cost More Than Your Rent

You thought the call of nature was the great equalizer. You were wrong.

1. $2,454.90 Scarabeo Gold Toilet

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Black Friday must have come early because this baby is marked down 30% from the original price of $3,507.90, so what are you waiting for? But be aware that according to the website you will have to purchase your own toilet seat separately. I assume this is because rich people like to custom order toilet seats with the face of their enemy worked out in mosaics and precious gems, but that's just my guess.

2. $2,837.90 English Trellis Design Toilet by Kohler

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If you want to spend 3k on something that looks like you found it in your grandma's house here is your best bet. Beyond the design I don't think there is anything unusual about it, although the website mentions an "elongated seat", so maybe that's what you're really paying for?

3. $5,000 Toto Neorest 600

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Apparently this toilet comes with a wireless remote...why you would need to take the remote any further than arms length from the toilet is beyond me.

4. $5,900 INAX USA Toilet

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IT HAS A STEREO. THIS IS LITERALLY THE IPHONE OF TOILETS.

5. $6,100 Intelligent Toilet by TOTO

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This baby isn't your average fancy pants-dropping toilet. It also has a brain; monitoring your "samples" for BMI, blood sugar levels, and more, it probably pays for itself, what with all those doctor visits you'll no longer need . Never even mind the fact that this information is all sent to your computer via WiFi. #thefuture

6. $15,000 Herbeau Dagobert Toilet Throne

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Named for King Dagobert, the Herbeau websites states that "King Dagobert’s reign (629 to 638 AD) as last ruler of the French Merovingian dynasty has assured his place in history, but his legacy lives on in this unique piece." I would love to have a legacy, but preferably not one as shitty as this.

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7. $128,000 Swarovski Studded Toilet

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I once heard that Mariah Carey won't use any toilet not blinged out with Swarovski crystals.

8. $750,000 Moon River Art Park Toilet

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If you're doing the paleo diet, might I recommend going caveman style in all areas of your life? While you can't buy this EXACT toilet (it's a tourist attraction in a Shanghai park), I'm sure you could hire a landscape architect to make you an exact replica; the real dilemma is finding an apartment big enough to house it...you may need rooftop access for this one.

9. $5,000,000 Hang Fung Gold Toilet

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The King Midas of toilets, the Hang Fung Golden Toilet was immortalized when it made the Guinness World Records as the most expensive toilet in the world back in 2001. It quickly became a tourist attractions and, eager to capitalize on the fame, the owners would let you pay $20 to take a picture sitting on it; I guess they, in the immortal words of Atmosphere, wanted to "turn that shit gold".

10. $19,000,000 International Space Station Toilet

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I say that if you're smart enough to become an astronaut and spend time at the International Space Station, then you deserve to use a $19,000,000 toilet. That is one privilege you do not have to check.