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1. When he was a progressive thinker.
2. When he taught us about books
3. When he understood the hardships of life
4. His foolproof plan
"Right now I'm just Jackie's friend. But what she doesn't realize is that I'm also a boy. And eventually 'friend' is gonna lead down the path to 'boy', and then I'll be her friend-boy."
5. When he taught us about Biology
6. Speaking of Biology
7. When he discussed the importance maturity
8. When his priorities were perfectly in line
"If being smart isn't gonna help me with the chicks, I want nothing to do with it!"
9. When he helped us plan our weddings
10. When he helped solve people's problems
11. When he taught us important theology
12. When he knew his limit
13. The time he wasn't wrong
"You guys want to know a funny word? Pickle-weasel!"
14. When he was honest
15. And the time he proved it
"I have the three things that women want. I'm hot, and I'm smart!"
16. When he understood the struggle of the average American
17. When he asked the important foreign affairs questions
18. When he mixed sports and anatomy
19. When he taught us about evolution
"Sure it is. Like, if I could only eat meat, but I had to eat really fast animals, my feet would eventually evolve into rockets."
20. And finally, when he coined a term we would use forever
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