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    "Seinfeld" Taught Us Everything We Needed To Know About The NYC Subway System

    A show about nothing teaches us everything about something.

    1. First thing you should know about the subway is the people.

    Yes, ALL different kinds of people.

    2. There are no rules on the subway…

    3. So what happens on the subway, stays on the subway.

    4. Just don’t lose your friends…

    5. Or you may wind up talking to the wrong person.

    6. Take some time to reflect…

    7. But not too long.

    8. The subway can be tiring…

    9. But you might meet a celebrity!

    10. So instead of being scared to say “hi,” just say something.

    11. Tell them they look like someone you know.

    12. But if you don’t want to talk to anyone, just look annoyed…

    13. Because talking face-to-face to people these days seems abnormal.

    14. I guess what I’m saying is that you'll meet all types of people on the subway, so enjoy the ride.