1. Step 1: The Hook Up
2. Step 2: Your First Contact
Before realizing that you have no inner Omar
3. Step 3: The Menu
The internet, as always, will be your best friend.
4. Step 4: Swing and Miss
Without realizing it, you’ve selected the most expensive possible option.
This is your budget:
You revert to total honesty in the face of financial ruin.
5. Step 5: The Swap
6. Step 6: The Wait
7. Step 7: The Exchange
But instead you see this:
What you assumed would be an amalgamation of scenes from the movies Scarface, Blow, and Traffic has become this:
8. Step 8: The Reward
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