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    14 Times Food Was Something It Should Never Be

    Stop it, food.

    1. When these watermelons decided to become fiddle playing mice.

    2. When this cucumber saw Blackfish and got way too into it.

    3. When this salami decided it was your favorite song.

    4. When this egg decided to become a baby carriage.

    5. When this Tangerine just couldn't take it anymore.

    6. When this cheese decided to memorialize the late Steve Jobs.

    7. When this lemon got sick of taking its meds.

    8. When these two needed a little privacy.

    9. When this pear got that internship you wanted at NBC.

    10. When this kiwi became cute as f*%k.

    11. When this melon joined the Broadway cast of "The Newsies"

    12. When there were way too many mother fu*#%ng strawberry snakes on your mother fu*#%ng plane.

    13. When your mother fu*#%ng plane was made of carrots.

    And when those carrots became...

    14. ...your father!