For you mother.
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These talented asian ice dancers have a very special routine when they get ready to prance across the ice.
Please purchase this t-shirt to help the pitiful people of Haiti. It is times like these, when I can use my fame to help the peoples of the world, that I am most proud to be a celebrity.
Something tells me this lady is awesome at Tron.
This tattoo celebrates the supreme gayness of our country's maritime history.
This young man's parents love him very much. And they remember a day before the juice-fattened money lenders made them poor.
I witnessed something very similar to this on the set of the hit 1986 comedy Platoon.
Please enjoy this lovingly rendered sculpture of a dinosaur with an ejaculating human penis. If you're into mounted-masturbation art but don't like dinosaurs the artist can also make you a tiger, lion, monkey (nature's humans), etc. (via regretsy)
This little whippersnapper can't get enough of his kitty.
This wonderful meme seems to be circulating on the popular pedophile's board 4chan.
The title and the thumbnail should really suffice here.
Brenda very nearly gets on a horse, but she is so big and fat that she can't even get on the horse. It's too hard, she can't push off enough from the bed of the pickup truck.
Wilt Chamberlain, Arnold, and Andre the Giant on the set of Conan.