Sometimes it's all just one big party
Sometimes you can't believe people live anywhere but LaLaLand.
Sometimes you cry - you wonder why you ever moved to this place
You wonder if you're ever going to make it.
LA has definitely made you a little meaner - you question whether or not you're a good person anymore
Even though earthquakes become a part of life - you still freak out
And check social media to make sure that was REALLY an earthquake.
But on the way back from LAX you realize there are a few things that you don't love about LA
You cut me off - now you die.