Sometimes it's all just one big party
Sometimes you can't believe people live anywhere but LaLaLand.
Sometimes you cry - you wonder why you ever moved to this place
You wonder if you're ever going to make it.
To the outside world you act like this:
Inside you're thinking:
You wonder if LA has left more of a mark on you versus you leaving a mark on it
LA has definitely made you a little meaner - you question whether or not you're a good person anymore
And no matter how mean you get - you know there are meaner people in LA
Even though earthquakes become a part of life - you still freak out
And check social media to make sure that was REALLY an earthquake.
When you go home for Xmas - you wish you were back in SoCal.
But on the way back from LAX you realize there are a few things that you don't love about LA
You cut me off - now you die.
You definitely have moments like these
You've met your fair share of Hollywood douchebags before
You're touched by some people's innocence - you remember when you had that
Kim Kardashian knows how you feel
But sometimes you criticize the hell out of her
You know some people like this - or maybe this is you
YOGA. JUICE. YOGA. JUICE. YOGA. JUICE.
When it rains....
DON'T GO OUTSIDE! WHAT IS THIS WET STUFF?!?!?
Salad six days a week
With some wine.
So one day a week you can:
And start all over again the next day
But - we do it all looking good with our eyes on the prize