1. Let's get the obvious ones out of the way - THE BEACH
OK so the majority of us don't even go to the beach that often. You know why? Because we have that option. Sorry, not sorry.
2. THE SUN
Yeah there's sun in NYC - but how about almost 365 days of unadulterated sunny fun? I think not.
3. MOUNTAINS, BEACHES, DESERTS, FORESTS (AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN)
We're so lucky.
4. WINTER - WHAT WINTER?
Yeah yeah yeah, sometimes it's like 60. Oooooooo - so cold.
5. PALM TREES
Try and grow a palm tree in the snow - womp womp.
6. LONG LIVE WEST COAST RAP
8. You have Empire State of Mind - we have:
9. Now for the rest: starting with RHOBH
The power of that blouse is undeniable.
For those of you who don't know - RKOBH = Rich Kids of Beverly Hills. Get with the times.
11. IN 'N OUT
Go eat another Big Mac you disgusting pig.
12. Which hotel pool can I go to today....
13. Everyone has a mutual understanding
So we have a complex or two. Sorry it's hard to see yours through your oversized winter coat.
What happens when you guys leave yoga all sweaty and have to take the subway home? #blessed
15. Actually - we love health of all kinds
Green juice solves all.
This is the only rain we have.
17. Mexican food
18. When shows pretend they're in NYC but they're just on the WB lot
Central Perk my a#$.
19. Let's talk about rent - in NYC your money gets you:
20. In LA, meanwhile:
Don't need a genie you guys.