23 Things Your Houseplant Wishes It Could Unsee

Your trusty houseplant is around for everything you do, whether he likes it or not.

1. Your incredible laziness.

2. Your impressive coordination.

How hard is it to sit on the couch and eat a snack?

3. All the good decisions you make.

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4. Your cleaning habits.

Or lack thereof…

5. Your gifted children.

Really, Billy?

Case in point…

6. Your work ethic.

7. Your chronic sleep walking.

(a.k.a. sleep eating)

8. How you deal with breakups.

Just your mood swings in general, really.

Don't worry, Game of Thrones will be back on before you know it.

9. Your gracefulness.

And how well you downplay your problems.

10. The weird diet fads you try.

11. The victory dance you do when the pizza finally arrives.

12. How seductive you can be.

Who could possibly resist?

13. What a clean eater you are.

14. This…

15. How you deal with loneliness.

16. Your workout routine.

17. How well you keep your cool under pressure.

18. Your many talents.

In your head, you are SUCH a good singer.

19. Seriously, how many messes can you possibly make while snacking??!

20. What your cat does when you're not home.

21. What your dog does when you're not home.

22. How handy you can be.

23. This…