5 Things You Should Know About The Administration’s Response To The Freedom Budget

The Dartmouth College Administration "replied" to the Freedom Budget and here are some highlights.

1. "We will continue to host and support forums that welcome all ideas ...”

How about not posting your response right when finals starts? #ain'tnobodygottimeforthat

2. “The Office of the President is sponsoring a three-year program project to help make Dartmouth Outing Club activities accessible to students receiving financial aid.”

Translation: The administration thinks the way to fix campus climate is to send non-wealthy students into the woods. #reallytho?

(Also--was the DOC even in the demands?)

3. “Post-doctoral programs have been an effective tool for recruiting diverse faculty from other campuses.”

So has actually recruiting diverse faculty. #justsayin

4. “[The administration’s] vision for Dartmouth is limited only by the energy and engagement we invest in it.”

Which is why you’re investing, like, literally 1/100 of what UPenn did?

5. “We can and will do more.”

Don’t just do more...