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    Nicolas Cage Gets Drunk, Assaults Wife, Goes to Jail

    Chris Brown will forever be A ASSH*LE in our hearts, but even the king of the lady-punchers needs to have a second in command. For example, if something happens to the king and renders him unable to say stupid stuff and feel sorry for himself, his right hand can seamlessly step in and act like a victim. That lucky man is likely Mel Gibson, but Nicolas Cage seems to be gunning for a spot as well this weekend. Read more on Celebs.com

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