Celaeno

I was riding the bus to a party, wearing a blue/green plaid skirt and black button down, nothing special. A few minutes after I sat down, I (early 20s) was approached by an old man (60s), who told me, "you remind me of my favorite film, The Librarians. It's a XXX film." Although that's… Read More

Peeling and cutting raw squashes is a giant pain. Stab a couple holes in them, bake in an oven at 300F for 20 minutes. Easily peel and cut your partially cooked squash.

I was working as an anthology editor for an all-ages comic. One artist submitted a short story, and while the subject matter was fine, the drawings of the female character were not. I told him in order to be published in the anthology, he'd have to edit the breasts. He was offended… Read More

I bought a few cheap large jars and I keep them full of dried things. Split peas, lentils, beans of all kinds, whatever is in the bulk bin and on sale. Throw that in a pot with water, a couple vegetables and maybe some meat or a bone, and you've got soup after an hour or two. Then… Read More