Raccoons - Expectation
"Oh perfect, Meeko helps Pocahontas get ready twice as fast in the morning, I need more raccoons in my life"
Reality
Son of a bitch.
Reindeer - Expectation
ohmygodddd I want to love a Sven!
Reality
TOO MUCH LOVE TOO MUCH LOVE TOO MUCH LOVE
Expectation - Mice
Perfect! A dress up party for all my Friday nights home!
Reality

Oh. Hell. No. No one gets into my Friday night bread.
Lizard - Expectation
FINALLY, a body guard to let the "gentlemen" at the bars know what's up
Reality
"Are you lost? Because I've never seen an angel so far from heaven"
ugh.
Tigers - Expectation
Because everyone needs a judgmental friend by their side
Reality
NOPE. NONONONONONO.
Cats - Expectation
Ya, I don't need this kind of trouble makin sass in my life
Reality
NOPE I WAS WRONG I WAS SO VERY VERY WRONG. I NEED 10.