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    Five Things Your Chef/Baker Friend Wants To Tell You

    If you're fortunate enough to have a friend who's been to culinary school, or even is a total Julia Child/Gordon Ramsay in the kitchen, your tastebuds have experienced the pure joy of cuisine and have heard them babble on and on about how food is a delicacy. Their mad skills have left you in awe, and sometimes you can't help but to butt in. Here's a couple of things we'd like you, the chef's friend, to know...

    1. No, We Won't Always Cater Your Parties.

    2. We Will Happily Cook or Bake For You...If You Pay Us.

    3. If You're Not Going To Help, Get The F**k Out of The Kitchen

    4. We Don't All Want To Be On TV

    5. Just Because We’ve Graduated, Doesn’t Mean We Know How To Cook Everything.

    Overall, through the literal blood, sweat, tears, and burn marks, we look fresh to death.

    Almost as delicious as our food.

    Bon Appétit!