Not Liking Sports
Some women are into sports. Cool. However the majority of us, DON'T GIVE A SHIT.You aren't a bad girlfriend because you don't understand what a two-point conversion is. Some women are raised in sports households, so they grew up well versed in athletic interactions. I am well versed in cheerleading and M.A.C. lip gloss. As long as you don't disturb your boo while watching the game, why does it really matter if you watch sports with him? "Sean's girlfriend likes football". FUCK SEAN'S GIRLFRIEND. You know why she knows so much about football? She slept with half of the Buccaneers while attending University of South Florida. Women aren't always into sports and that's not a big deal.
Wearing Makeup
Unless its caked on, gross, and completely unflattering, wear that makeup proud my sister. Every culture has facial dress and paint that women wear to show attractiveness. Men always argue that "makeup is a lie". Well hell, some of them NEED makeup their damn selves. You're buying it, it's your face, do what you want with it. He wants to date a bare faced girl? Direct him to Amish country and reapply that blush you fierce bitch.
Body Flaws
I'm not Beyonce, so I'm not flawless. I have stretch marks, cellulite, rolls, all some other things going on. Some men have the audacity to want a physically perfect woman but the last time they hit the gym Michael Phelps was still in the wading pool. If you are overweight, underweight, tall, short, thin, thick, it's your body and it's beautiful. Love it because you only get one. Whatever changes you feel you need to make, do that for you and no one else.
Body Hair
I am a mammal and I have hair. My hair growth cycle is regular so you're possibly going to catch a glimpse of hairy legs, underarms, maybe even a mustache. Life gets busy and it takes time to make yourself hairless. Don't even get me started on keeping the bikini line clear of hair because that's just a whole ordeal. Gentlemen, before you complain about a woman's hair, make sure your back is waxed ok boo? A woman having body hair doesn't mean she's lazy, it means she has a life outside of attempting to make her va-jay-jay look like a pre-pubescent teenager's.
Not Being Able To Cook
Everyone has their talents in life. "The women's place is in the kitchen" is a dated stereotype that needs to die. Some people can't cook. It's not their strong point and many acknowledge that they aren't confident when it comes to preparing home cooked meals. I do advise to learn 3 or 4 easy meals just to feed yourself, but don't get down on yourself if you are an overall fabulous woman but aren't that strong in the culinary arts. Your worth as a woman is so much more than how well you can make a pot roast.
Being Into Stereotypical "Girly Things"
Men have sports, beer, and all of their fun. Women have celebrity reality shows, wine, and shopping. From manicures, to makeup, to all things pink , you're a woman from your perfect roots to your pedicured paws. If you are a girly girl and can't change a tire, so what? Make sure you have AAA. You cry when you break a nail? Yeah, that shit hurts. There's nothing wrong with a woman being deep into her femininity. For some reason, people equate girly with being dumb, narcissistic, and vapid. I think Elle Woods proved otherwise.
Not Being Girly At All
You are more handy with a socket wrench than a makeup brush, your ponytail is your go to style, and waxing your eyebrows to you is cruel and unusual punishment. You're the tomboy. And I am sure your entire life, everyone from your classmates to your loving but overbearing mother have tried to girly you up. Why? If a woman is more comfortable in jeans than a dress, how does that make her less than a woman? Being a woman goes far deeper than the tightness of her blouse. To my tomboys, I say be proud of who you are and always move forward in what's comfortable to you.
Having An Opinion
Even in this day in age, with all the strides we have made in the world, some people still think a woman should be seen and not heard. Women, especially women of color, are constantly discouraged on speaking their mind because no one likes a woman too "strong-willed". They try to scare you into thinking you will be less attractive to suitors because you aren't afraid of a lively debate. That is complete poppycock. Strong, confident men love strong, confident women. He is looking for his intellectual equal and a spicy debate in the living room can lead to a little spice in other areas as well. Never be afraid or weary of speaking your mind, just always be respectful.
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