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Yeah. New Zealand Might Not Be The Best Place For You Either.
Your dreams to escape marriage equality to Canada have been left in shatters. Now maybe stop eyeing up NZ.
And plenty more have their eyes set on little ol' New Zealand.
Like Mr Wilder here.
And this guy.
Her.
And him.
Even some Hobbits are getting in on it.
I get it. NZ is a nice place.
But I'm really not sure it's right for y'all...
...on account of the fact that NZ already legalised same-sex marriage...
...almost two years ago.
Like, its Parliament even burst into celebratory song and everything.
Really.
You might also be interested to know the Kiwis legalised sex work in 2003...
...their police don't carry guns...
...and they have a public healthcare system.
And, while you're making travel plans - the United Kingdom, Ireland, France, Spain, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Holland, Iceland, Brazil, Belgium, Argentina, Portugal, South Africa, Luxembourg, and Uruguay - they all have marriage equality too.