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1. Repurpose those pesky wingless pads as shoulder pads. Or booty pads. Stick 'em anywhere. Except for your panties.
2. Seat cushions. Especially useful for hard subway seats which are almost as unforgiving as wingless pads.
3. Use two as the wings of another wingless pad because you're a strong, resourceful woman and you're going to get through this.
4. Fashion yourself life-size angel wings like a Victoria's Secret model. You deserve to feel beautiful.
5. Wedge them under your boobs to soak up underboob sweat, which is how your boobs tell you they're done with summer. And wingless pads.
6. Place multiple on your toilet seat in the winter so you don't freeze your hiney off. Can't your nether-regions catch a break already?!
7. Use them as tissues (with built-in sound proofing!) because you're bleeding from your vagina and all you've been given by this cruel world are wingless pads.
8. Leave one out as a soft bed for the cockroach you’re going to exterminate but feel bad for because you understand suffering since you've had to use a wingless pad.
9. Wrap one around each finger to create a makeshift oven mitt. Wingless pads still exist so apparently it's the 1950s and your place is in the kitchen.
10. Buy all the wingless pads and use them as kindling to BURN IT ALL DOWN!
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