8 Must-Haves To Optimize Your Homemade Face Mask!

You'll have skin so lovely you could get away with anything. Anything.

1. Honey

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Every DIY face mask involves smearing honey on your face and inevitably getting some in your hair so make sure you've always got Winnie the Pooh's drug of choice in the pantry.

2. Puke-Green Food Coloring

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Every face mask must turn out vomit-colored so always keep that rancid green food coloring around. It's also handy for when you bake barf-cookies!

3. Night Light

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You want to apply your face mask at night when your roommate’s asleep so you don’t frighten her with your lumpy pond scum face.

4. Plastic Tarp

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Make sure to put a plastic tarp down before you apply the mask so you don’t create a mess. That way, when your roommate wakes up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and screams when she mistakes you for a lake monster and stumbles backwards and hits her head against the wall, you won’t get her blood all over the carpet!

5. IKEA Bag

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Now that your roommate has died by your hands and you can’t let the cops see you like this, use an IKEA bag to quickly transport her lifeless body out of the apartment.

6. Shovel and Flashlight

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Self-explanatory.

7. Towel

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You need a soft and refreshing towel to wipe off your mask when those 45 minutes are up! And don't forget about your roommate’s blood spatter on the wall!

8. Mirror

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To see how rejuvenated and radiant your skin looks and to know that it was all worth it!