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1. There was a fish in the percolator
2. Grunt!
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3. Consumed 15 doughnuts today, Diane. All jelly.
4. Diane, I’m holding in my hand a small box of chocolate bunnies
5. My log has something to tell you
6. Isn’t it too dreamy?
7. This is, excuse me, a damn fine cup of coffee
8. This must be where pies go when they die
9. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don’t plan it, don’t wait for it, just let it happen
10. In real life there is no algebra
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