12 Destructive Pets You Can’t Be Mad At

When man began to wander the earth in search of food, shelter and a good place to spend a Friday evening that plays great music but not too loud so you can hear what your friends are saying, he began to get lonely.

1. Just another excuse to go shoe shopping…

Those big brown eyes are enough to forgive anyone for the most heinous of crimes.

2. This place needed a splash of colour anyway…

It would be fair to say that if you decide to keep pigs as pets in the house, then a mess is always going to ensue.

3. You can never have too many feathers…

Dogs and soft things go together like old tower blocks and 300 pounds of industrial grade dynamite.

4. This’ll be a great story to tell the grandkids one day…

How often does a raccoon end up in your freshly washed jeans? Be honest; not very often.

5. I would look better as a brunette, wouldn’t I ?

Dogs have never been that fond of hair extensions. This young pup has an excellent way of showing it.

6. I needed to re-pot that anyway…

Ah cats; the most mysterious of God’s creatures. While most cats would prefer to mooch about the house not doing too much and generally holding themselves in much too high regard, these two have decided to do a little gardening.

7. I suppose we should have got that re-upholstered years ago

This guy certainly has a unique charm about him. It would be unkind to be angry at a dog that looks so at home in an office chair, even if he has ripped it to shreds.

8. Well, you can’t make an omelette…

Cats and cooking are never a good mix. Besides breaking every egg in the fridge, they also have a habit of leaving cat hairs everywhere, which – let’s be honest – never really adds to the flavour.

9. You’re right; we should recycle more

Ah, nothing beats the taste of day-old pizza… even when it’s spent the night in the bin with an empty box of Frosties and some napkins.

10. It was all junk mail anyway…

Dogs and postmen are not a good mix; just ask any postman on the face of the earth.

11. You’re right; I should upgrade to wireless…

We’ve all become a nation of technophiles. I know it, you know it and this rabbit definitely knows it.

12. You do need a comfy chair anyway…

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This is always to be expected if you’ve opted for a hound the size of a small horse.