1. You can't eat ice cream to solve your problems
2. You can NEVER go on an ice cream/fro-yo date again
3. Because sorbet is stupid and unbecoming
4. Soy milk on Coca Puffs just isn't the same....
5. Bacon ice cream is still a fantasy for you
6. You're always THAT person when eating out
7. "I'll have the bacon-cheddar burger...hold the cheese"
8. "Maybe I'll just have one bite" will be your famous last words
9. "Maybe I'm growing out of it!"...... Yeah, mhm, sure.
10. No pizza, ever.
11. You're halfway to being vegan
12. Seriously, no pizza - ever!
13. You will NEVER get to eat an entire carton of this future legend
14. "Are you sure you don't want any cream cheese for your bagel?
15. "Any whip with your soy latte?"
16. Melted cheese still has dairy in it
17. You have to pretend grilled cheese sandwiches don't exist
18. Vegan/soy cheese......
19. And, just ICYMI: NO PIZZA FOR YOU!
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