10 Hilarious Lifehacks To Wake Your Human Up At 4 A.M. Literally Every Morning

Ha ha! Being a cat is fun. Seriously though, where’s my breakfast.

1. Put your paw on their noise-hole.

2. Stare at them forever, don’t break eye contact whatever you do.

3. Break a thing.

4. Spill a thing.

5. Knock a thing over. Feel no remorse.

6. Make a noise.

7. Plop down right on their useless body.

8. Yell at them nonstop.

9. Rearrange their squishy meat face.

10. If all else fails, just jump right on their dumb head.

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