These Insane Sales Jingles Prove That Life Imitates Parody

Cat And Girl's comic is based on these 100% earnest company-written sales songs.

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If this comic reads like exaggeration to you, here's an actual company employee training video from 2011:

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And this cringeworthy disaster happened at a online marketing convention in March:

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H/T to ValleyWag for finding this.

American Standard wrote this song about groan-pooping to motivate its salespeople in 1969:

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From the 1962s: "Here comes Larry Aikens / He's heard the song of selling, and how!"

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