Just when you thought Barbie couldn't possibly get any less relevant, Mattel launches the long-awaited Computer Engineer Barbie! That's right kids, give up those dreams of being an astronaut and enjoy playing with Barbie as she frantically codes in the dark, creates online dating profiles, nurses a porn addiction, and shops online...for more Barbies, of course.
And by old school, I mean shows that aired on the Disney Channel between the years 1998-2007. We all know that was the PEAK of Disney Channel programming.
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